Oooh, look at you, making a fine net. Lah-di-dah.
I bet you're the kind to make a net and never use it. You just drape it on your side-table at dinner parties, so people can compliment it and ask where you fish. "Oh you know, here and there", you say, idly gesturing to a mounted bass on your wall (bought from a shop). But we see you, fisher-dandy. We see you very well.