Fallen from too many tall buildings, only to be punished for your misstep by the cruel and malicious ground? Well, now is your chance to get your revenge. The smug soil doesn’t think you can touch it, but you can prove it wrong by stabbing it through it’s smug topsoil smirk with a nice steel spade.
Oh, sure, it’s great for gardening, but really this is a tool for sweet, sweet revenge.