Do not be fooled by the traders on the street who preach of rare black lobsters worth unparalleled wealth. These are lies. For the rare black lobster is, in truth, a source of great darkness and evil.
Forged from black stone found beneath the waters of the Cursed Archipelago, the rare black lobster whispers terrible, terrible secrets to its bearer. It urges them towards darker and darker acts, until nothing of the host is left except an overwhelming urge toward evil.
Seek thee not the rare black lobster, for it will bring nought but despair!