Slimy, greasy and everything you need. There are few things as surprisingly satisfying as a fried egg sandwich. If only you had some bread!
Contrary to popular humour the aviansie have no issue with people eating eggs around them. Indeed many of them have raptor like tastes and will happily consume the eggs of livestock birds. Boiled almhas (a domesticated bat-like creature) eggs were popular snacks on Abbinah, yet those eggs could not be fried as they would combust dramatically when exposed to a naked flame.
Fortunately chicken eggs are far less flammable.