Few vegetables are as worthy of such reverence as the humble cabbage. Delicious. Easily portable and possessing of a leaf more noble than any other. This, at least, the followers of the god Brassica Prime profess.
No one is entirely sure how there is a god of cabbages. Fewer still are sure why there is a god of cabbages, yet the existence of such a being cannot be denied.
Unlike other deities, who guard the focus of their faith with great jealousy, Brassica Prime delights in nothing more than seeing people enjoying the delicious, nutritious, wonders of the humble cabbage.
Best enjoyed fried or mixed into a stew. Cabbage wine is a failed experiment that should never be spoken of again.